The Legend of Cringe Kissel
In the darkest corners of the crypto universe, where weak hands tremble and paper wallets burn, one hero rises against the mediocrity of normie coins. Cringe Kissel is not just a token - it's a revolution wrapped in rage and powered by the Solana blockchain.
Born from the eternal frustration of rug pulls and shitcoin scams, Cringe Kissel channels the pure, unadulterated anger of every degen who's ever been rekt. Our mission is simple: to crush the weak tokens, conquer the charts, and bring glory to those who HODL through the chaos.
This is more than an investment - it's a statement. A declaration that we're tired of the same old meme coins. It's time to unleash the rage!
Tokenomics - The Rage Distribution
Cringe Kissel's tokenomics are designed with one goal in mind: maximum rage and maximum gains. No complicated mechanisms, just pure meme energy.
Total Supply
1,000,000,000 DOOM
Because a billion sounds angrier
Liquidity
100% locked
No rage-quitting here
Tax
0% BUY/SELL
Pure rage, no fees
Distribution
100% on Pump.fun
Fair launch, no BS
How to Buy Cringe Kissel
Ready to join the rage? Here's how you can acquire DOOM tokens:
- Download a Solana wallet like Phantom or Solflare
- Purchase SOL from a major exchange and send it to your wallet
- Go to Pump.fun and connect your wallet
- Search for "Cringe Kissel" or use our contract address below
- Swap SOL for DOOM and prepare for the rage!
Pro tip: Set slippage to 1% and may the rage be with you!
Contract Address
This is our official contract address. Always verify before buying!
Note: The actual contract address will be available after launch on Pump.fun. Always double-check official sources!